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Review my life like a movie critic. 🍿
Friends review YOU → a Rotten-Tomatoes-style score card of your life.
You type
“Roast my life — friends leave one-line reviews about me”
↳ becomes a link → your AI screens everyone → you get a synthesized outcome.
Privacy: anonymous_optional · Reveal: aggregate_only. People are never cold-approached.
What your AI will look for
✓ wit
✓ specificity
✓ good-natured tone
Safety & fairness
- Self-directed only — the subject opted in. Reviews are AI-moderated for abuse and the subject can remove any review. Clever, not cruel.